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sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

(Source: foradayofsky)

liamdryden:

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

bemeans:

Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.

But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.

Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.

Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.

Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”

The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.

Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”

bluecohosh:

BLUECOHOSH INTERNATIONAL SPRING GIVEAWAY

Remember I promised I would do this again? It’s been my pleasure to collect these bits over the past few weeks and now to give them away … Theme is the same as last time, but almost all items are different — Some are gifts from my etsy store and hand made by me, others are simply lovely things looking for a new home.

Grand prize
    •    Loose fit Raintower tank top with a moon phase design on the front, one size fits most. Sewn and dyed by me.
    •    An OOAK Raintower Seaglass Bracelet, hand made by me.
    •    My “Graylight” Graphic novel (written and illustrated by yours truly, published by nbm)
    •    A4 Print of my “Morgana” painting, signed on the back.
    •    A small original drawing of the full moon over a cabbage patch.
    •    Lapis Drop Necklace.
    •    A small paperback book “Introduction to Telepathy” by W.E. Butler with a beautiful cover.
    •    Three Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Imps (perfume samples) — Zombi, Kubla Khan, Thorns
    •    One bottle of White Musk oil, to use on a burner (not on skin)
    •    Mini Incense sticks, a Japanese kind that I don’t know the name of, they smell lovely.
    •    Assorted Incense Sticks: Earth, Water, Meditation
    •    1 small phial of Vetivert essential oil - very concetrated, dilute if you use on skin.
    •    1 tub of extra virgin coconut oil - for all types of skincare, for diluting essential oils, for your hair or to use in food.
    •    Five tumbled cabochons; lapis lazuli, turquoise, red jasper, green jasper, a lovely grey stone I can’t identify.

Runner up #1
    •    A bundle of mini incense sticks
    •    1 Tiger’s Eye cabochon
    •    1 small phial of Opoponax essential oil - very concetrated, dilute if you use on skin
    •    ”Ether” A4 print, signed on the back

Runner up #2
    •    A bundle of mini incense sticks
    •    1 Malachite cabochon
    •    1 small phial of Lavender extract - very concetrated, dilute if you use on skin
    •    ”Trevia” A4 print, signed on the back

HOW TO ENTER:

    •    Follow bluecohosh if you don’t already
    •    Reblog this post (multiple times is fine, 1 reblog = 1 entry)
    •    Like this post

RULES:
    •    No spamblogs (I’ll check)
    •    Please don’t change this text when reblogging, doing so disqualifies your entry.
    •    Under 18? Enter with parent/guardian permission.
    •    If you do reblog multiple times, please no more than twice a day, I don’t want to be the source of spam.
    •    Please make sure I have a way of contacting you! Either open ask box on your blog or email address visible, something.

DETAILS:
    •    Giveaway ends May 15th.
    •    Open internationally!
    •    3 winners will be chosen at random.
    •    If I haven’t heard back from a winner within one week of contacting them about their prize a new winner will be chosen for that prize — no exceptions, I want all this stuff to find a good home!
    •    Didn’t win? Keep an eye on my instagram, I’ve been planning to do a giveaway on there for ages.

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